Twitter is frustrating and I hate it.
There, I said it.
There’s nothing quite like having your own personal Texts From Last Night to greet you every morning after a night of bar-hopping, heavy drinking, and stupid decisions. “Thanks, Twitter, I really needed to be reminded that I was a train-wreck the night before.”
Yes, I did a solo pub-crawl after work last night. I got rejected by a girl, slammed by a friend who thinks I’m an asshole, and kicked out of a country dive bar for being too “drunk and depressing.”
So, yeah, it was a night.
I’m reminded of Art Brut’s “Alcoholics Unanimous” this morning, as I am so many mornings. I was up all night, making mistakes. And I certainly wasn’t handling things as well as I thought I was. I apologized by group text. Unsurprisingly, few of the apologies were accepted.
I guess that’s my life in a nutshell.
lol i was as drunk as you were last night. btw LOVED your voicemail and agreed with every thing in it.
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First of all this contradicts 2 posts down. Secondly just think of some of the things I've done and feel better, you'll never be able to top those messes. And lastly, those who are annoyed and lame? Forget them! Not true friends!
ReplyDeleteTwitter is great, it was like I was at that bar with you, looking around with disdain at everyone.
ReplyDeleteDo I contradict myself? Very well, then, I contradict myself. - W.W.
ReplyDeleteAlso, asshole, I missed one of these group replies/apologies. I would have loved it. But not because you had anything to be sorry for, but because you think you might have something to be sorry for. whatever.
ReplyDeleteLike I said to Discotrash- fuck em. It's YOUR life. If they don't like it, they can piss and moan to someone else.
ReplyDeleteWhat could you possibly have to be sorry about to friends? This is the shit friends love- a good laugh and move on.
(solo pub crawls & drunk tweets are under rated!!!)
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I just went on a blog hiatus, deleted my "myspace"...deactivated my "facebook" and deleted my short lived "twitter" account in the last 30 days. FSN!(Fuck Social Networking)
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