I went out for Chinese food with a friend for her birthday recently. After gorging on General Tso's chicken and making fun of waiters for an hour, we got our fortune cookies. Hers was pretty bland. Mine was something else entirely.
That could be really awesome and fun.... Magenta creatures from Mars! Really awesome and terrifying... Magenta creatures who want to wear your skin! Or really boring and dull... Miguel, originally from Mexico, trying to sell you oranges from the side of the road. I hope it's the first one.
What if the alien has already appeared?! What if it had taken the form of the penny on the sidewalk? I hope you didn't pick it up. Aliens HATE being put in pockets.
I am jealous right now. I have no aliens.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!!! I think that's the best fortune I've ever seen. Yes. You go have fun playing with aliens. *nods*
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE FUCK?
ReplyDeleteThat could be really awesome and fun.... Magenta creatures from Mars! Really awesome and terrifying... Magenta creatures who want to wear your skin! Or really boring and dull... Miguel, originally from Mexico, trying to sell you oranges from the side of the road. I hope it's the first one.
ReplyDeleteWhat if the alien has already appeared?! What if it had taken the form of the penny on the sidewalk? I hope you didn't pick it up. Aliens HATE being put in pockets.
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