Saturday, November 8, 2008

Life On The D-List in, disabled list.

In the last 12 months, I have:

-Torn a muscle in my left shoulder.
-Broken my big toe whilst kicking a vacuum cleaner.
-Sliced open my other big toe on a piece of broken glass in my kitchen.

And this morning's addition to the list?

-Stepping on another piece of broken glass in the driveway.

Apparently, I need to coat myself in Nerf.


  1. did you ever get the laptop up?

    (that sounded really sexual, whoops)

  2. @discotrash

    No, I'm still beating it down.

  3. Why were u in the driveway with no shoes??? weirdo lol