...as in, disabled list.
In the last 12 months, I have:
-Torn a muscle in my left shoulder.
-Broken my big toe whilst kicking a vacuum cleaner.
-Sliced open my other big toe on a piece of broken glass in my kitchen.
And this morning's addition to the list?
-Stepping on another piece of broken glass in the driveway.
Apparently, I need to coat myself in Nerf.
did you ever get the laptop up?
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@discotrash
ReplyDeleteNo, I'm still beating it down.
Maybe you need to wear shoes more often?
ReplyDeleteWhy were u in the driveway with no shoes??? weirdo lol
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