I’m feeling very annoyed and snarky today, but I’m doing my best not to subject anyone to my vitriol. I am not, unfortunately, Anthony Bourdain. I don’t get paid to travel across the world and tease those who deserve to be chastised. Therefore, being snarky would likely be a detriment to my current situation. I can’t let myself forget just how easily some people fly of the handle and overreact to the simplest of observations.
I could say something colloquial like, “Don’t dish out what you can’t take,” but I’m guessing it’s more complicated than that. I can do both. And not everybody else can. So, annoyed and snarky Michael will be a little kinder today. He’ll keep his mouth shut around certain people. Because heaven forbid the rest of the world grows a set.
bourdain was on it with snarking mancow last night. thats the job i want, annoying mancow mueller. and eating food. and drinking a lot.
ReplyDeleteI prefer to "spread the love" When I'm bitchy, I like to include EVERYONE. Even strangers.
ReplyDeletei love anthony bourdain. talk about the best job EVER!!! i'm so jealous.
ReplyDeletethe word snarky sounds cute.
ReplyDeleteI'm with repliderium, I love to spread to "good cheer" around too