Tuesday, February 3, 2009
I’m feeling very annoyed and snarky today, but I’m doing my best not to subject anyone to my vitriol. I am not, unfortunately, Anthony Bourdain. I don’t get paid to travel across the world and tease those who deserve to be chastised. Therefore, being snarky would likely be a detriment to my current situation. I can’t let myself forget just how easily some people fly of the handle and overreact to the simplest of observations.
I could say something colloquial like, “Don’t dish out what you can’t take,” but I’m guessing it’s more complicated than that. I can do both. And not everybody else can. So, annoyed and snarky Michael will be a little kinder today. He’ll keep his mouth shut around certain people. Because heaven forbid the rest of the world grows a set.