The Loss Adjuster should not:
* Talk about the awesomeness of Christmas songs performed in the “shoegaze” style.
* Talk incessantly about The Raveonettes.
* Make bad jokes about “General Tao’s Chicken.”
* Check his phone every three minutes.
* Complain constantly about “needing a cig.”
* Brag about meeting Jack Black at an Iggy Pop show. No one cares.
* Tell the truth.
* Make people cry.
Yeah. I’m still a public fail. That is all.
hehee you made someone cry!? I like making people cry...sometimes.
ReplyDeletebut we always have fun when we go out. wtf?
ReplyDeleteI think that you're only a public "win" if you are secretly a public fail at heart.
ReplyDeleteI revel in my socially unacceptable behavior.
Why is talking incessantly about The Raveonettes a bad thing?
ReplyDelete@suicidaljane It is when the person you're with has no clue who the are.
ReplyDeleteThen I suggest not being that person for extended periods of time.
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