Saturday, January 17, 2009
My 30th birthday is coming up faster than my liver is scarring and I, for one, am less than enthusiastic about either circumstance. Regardless, I am under legal obligation to celebrate. And by legal obligation, I mean that I have a few friends who would beat me thusly if I didn’t celebrate.
Unfortunately, February 1st falls on Super Bowl Sunday ™, which means that throwing a shindig on my actual birthday is a terrible idea. So, we’re going to celebrate the night before. If you have even the slightest desire to come celebrate the big “three-oh” with me, we’ll be celebrating at:
The VIP Lounge.
5460 California Ave.
Bakersfield, CA 93309.
Saturday, January 31st.
From 9:00pm until they roll me into the gutter.