In spite of the unwavering support of Discotrash (BTW, read her blog! Is very good!) and some rather lovely feedback from you folks, my joking attempt at internet dating has garnered no interest. I've checked out several of the sites recommended, but none have really piqued my interest. Not to mention that it doesn't appear that many of the people in my hometown are on the more "alt" sites.
So, what now? Maybe I should look at one of the sillier sites, like OkCupid... Or maybe I should just give up for now.